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The Ticket’s Gordon Keith Undone by Frisco’s Deal With the Devil?

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Radio star Gordon Keith was kicked out of the D Magazine Words With Friends Tournament in today’s second round bout by the upstart mayor pro tem of Frisco, Jeff Cheney. The final score was 434 to 375. Gordo suspects dark magic behind what transpired:

He beat me on an uncanny 100 point play on “develop” that spread across about 15 triple words. It was clear he was in league with the devil so I didn’t mess with him too much. He also used uncommon foul language that impugned my mother’s virtue while “chatting.”  I guess that’s how Frisco rolls.