2. Celina is offering to help defray the cost of the next Dallas North Tollway extension, if the NTTA decides to build it through their town. Couple of questions: where is Celina? And: seriously, where?
3. A Denton County deputy had to help deliver a baby after what he thought was a routine traffic stop. Complicating the delivery? The gigantic bow on the child’s head. But everyone’s okay, so no big deal.
4. In related news, we’re planning on having our Q4 company happy hour there, too, since Cowboys Stadium will pretty much take any event.
5. “How did school administrators let Tony Mitchell play basketball at Pinkston High School given his more than 100 unexcused absences?” Quick guess: he’s super awesome. But read the rest here, if you want.