Once upon a time, I blogged about a little program called The Bachelor. I suffered through it until the season wherein Dallas(ish)- based pilot Jake and his lady friend Google McGoogle decided to embark on a trip aboard the wings of love. After killing my spirit, you would at least expect them to pretend to be in love for a spell. Not so. There have been a lot of allegations–he’s accused Vienna of cheating; she’s mentioned that Jake’s piety gets in the way of business in the bedroom. You know, the usual. But now Vienna is going for the jugular. According to Us Weekly, in the upcoming “Very Special Brady Bachelor” episode airing July 5, Vienna claims that Jake is a “fame wh*re.” Say it isn’t so, Sweet V! Tell me he was there for the right reasons! Please don’t say he was faking the love in your dad’s crappy garage! Does this man have no shame? In related news, Vienna claims that she will appear on the cover of Playboy. Reps for that magazine say that’s not true. Sigh. I’ll be watching on Monday.