Let’s Call a Dallas Observer “Adult Services” Ad

Last week, I asked if this Friday feature should continue. The response seemed to be a tentative yes (with a few notable dissenters saying that they wished I would die). So by popular demand, here is this week’s installment, wherein I call an ad in the Dallas Observer. This one was listed in the “adult services” section and read:

BEAUTIFUL OLIVE-TONED EGYPTIAN GODDESS
is ready to play. Pet my sphinx!!
Squeeze my pyramids!