The site — lebrontothemavs.com — is not too complicated. A Twitter feed, a PhotoShopped image of LBJ in a Mavs jersey (looking good!), and a list of reasons why James should come to Dallas. But the best part — EASILY — is “Bron Bron Song,” the short, overly specific (shout-outs to Larry Bird rights and sign-and-trade deals) come-on to King James. It says “you’ll be singing this all day,” and that is truth in advertising, fella.
“No state income tax/So now you can relax/Graduate from the Cuban billionaire training class/Home of Jerry Jones and your favorite Cow Cows/With Dirk and J-Kidd, Bron Bron, you can win right now now.”