SUBHEAD: Late Because I Lost My Neighbor’s Extremely Weak WiFi Signal So I Came In Early For Work But Late For Posting Leading Off Edition.
1. An immigration protest march is planned for Saturday at 1 p.m. The march, under the heading “We Are All Arizona,” starts at the usual spot — Cathedral Shrine of the Virgin of Guadalupe on Ross Avenue — and 100,000 are expected to participate. As always, I hope that you choose to come downtown on the weekends, but you should probably stay at home this weekend. Or go to Lower Greenville. I don’t think they care about anything over there.
2. Terri Hodge will find out if she gets prison or probation today. I’m interested to see if a third option emerges. Like, she has to sign up for one dangerous mission in service of the U.S. government in exchange for her freedom. Or maybe there is a nuclear threat somewhere in the city, and she has to be freed because the terrorist is her former partner and she is the only one who can bring him down. I don’t know. Just throwing that out there.
3. Shawn Marion believes the Dallas Mavericks can escape their 3-1 series deficit, starting tonight against the hated San Antonio Spurs. I do, too. And if not, I’ll see you guys in a week or so. Maybe longer.
