1.   Did your alarm not go off this morning because the electricity was out because there’s record snowfall outside? Yeah, we had the same problem.
2.   Regardless of the record snow fall, the game must go on.
3.   I think we got all this snow so that we could better understand those athletes who are participating in the Olympics. Watch out for speed skater Jordan Malone, from Denton.
And if you’re wondering, no, there is no other news besides the fact that we got a lot of snow yesterday. Enjoy your snow day!