1. The North Texas Tollway Authority installed six new LED-enhanced wrong way signs on the tollway, after a rash of deaths and injuries from wrecks. It’s a good start. But generally not being in a condition to read signs is sort of the problem, so I’m not positive more signs is the answer.
2. A 57-year-old Garland man admitted he has a kiddie porn addiction. “What took you so long?” his mugshot asked detectives.
3. And will the jerk who stole 7-year-old Brooke Botello’s 6-month-old English bulldog please return it? If not, she may stop believing in Santa Claus. I mean, I was going to tell her anyway, but what can I say? I’m a dog person.