In case you hadn’t heard, Emmitt Smith criticized Tony Romo for not being a leader. Which led to this funny line from Deadspin’s A.J. Daulerio:
Smith told Sirius’ NFL radio that he’s yet to see the smiley Romo “snatch somebody up” for not doing their job on the football field, which means, I assume, that he’s never seen him be a leader nor kidnap a small child in a shopping mall.
Note to co-workers: if you slack off today, I will snatch you up.