Why I Love Martellus Bennett

Mike Doocy had an interview last night with Martellus Bennett (aka Marty B). After Marty B realized that he’d been wearing his t-shirt backwards for the entire practice (“That’s why it feels like it’s been choking me.”), Doocy asked him where he gets his sense of humor. Marty B paused before answering ironically: “Jesus.” Doocy didn’t quite know how to take it.

Also, when Doocy did a word-association drill with him, Marty B, when asked what popped into his head when he heard the words “Martellus Bennett,” said, among other things: “Fifty percent black, 50 percent awesomeness.”