Just ask him. Here is his e-mail response to someone offering him inclusion in a top-secret, high-profile weekly pick-up game:
Here’s the thing, man, and I know this will make me sound like a [expletive deleted], but I’m a better basketball player than all of you. Like, I’m awesome. So this thing doesn’t sound like it would be much fun for me.
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