At least, that’s the plan in Galveston, where county commissioners are trying to change the name ofÂ Fort Crockett Park to SunChips Seawall Park at Fort Crockett. Frito-Lay wants to do this because it plans to donateÂ $1 million to enhance the park. A link-sending FBvian says:
Seriously, change a historic name to commemorate a snack chip? I mean, if you’re going to do that, just make it the Cheetos Seawall Park. At last some onomatopoeia.
I don’t see a problem with it. In fact, a suggestion: The DORITOSÂ® COLLISIONSÂ® Cheesy Enchilada and Sour Cream Flavored Tortilla Chips Trinity River Project. Makes me want some, like, right now.