Plano-based Frito-Lay Names Park After Tasty Salty Snack

At least, that’s the plan in Galveston, where county commissioners are trying to change the name of Fort Crockett Park to SunChips Seawall Park at Fort Crockett. Frito-Lay wants to do this because it plans to donate $1 million to enhance the park. A link-sending FBvian says:

Seriously, change a historic name to commemorate a snack chip? I mean, if you’re going to do that, just make it the Cheetos Seawall Park. At last some onomatopoeia.

I don’t see a problem with it. In fact, a suggestion: The DORITOS® COLLISIONS® Cheesy Enchilada and Sour Cream Flavored Tortilla Chips Trinity River Project. Makes me want some, like, right now.