Lewisville High Cheerleaders May Have Gotten High At Cheer Camp

Or maybe not. Either way, this quote from the Morning News‘ story isn’t the most explosive thing I’ve ever read:

“We believe something happened, but we don’t know to what extent,” said Karen Permetti of the Lewisville Independent School District. “We don’t know if it’s Advil or Ectasy.”

If I could add my two cents: I lived in Lewisville for about one year. I never wanted to do drugs so much in my entire life. So, I’m going to go ahead and move my chips over to “probably true.”