A FrontBurnervian responds:
Why not sell naming rights to Dallas parks? Because that is how we end up with Superpages.com Center, whatever the hell THAT is. Viagra Dealey Plaza? Red Bull Audubon Nature Center? Smirnoff Music Hall? Oh, wait, I think we already tried that last one.
Point-set-match.
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