Streetcars in Downtown: Let’s Do This!

A newly arrived FrontBurnervian tells us:

I just moved back to Dallas from Seattle. The great thing about the trolley system that Angela Hunt visited  there is not the fact that it revitalized the area, or that it provides mass transportation. It is the name or more importantly the acronym: South Lake Union Trolley — or S.L.U.T.

Genius. There is a RidetheSLUT.com website. Given this information, I hereby suggest that our downtown trolley cars be nicknamed knockabouts. The system would be called the Dallas Inner-City Knockabouts. (Yes, I am 14 years old.)