1. Officials at Cowboys Stadium are preparing for the tween invasion Saturday night as the Jonas Brothers are set to take the stage. This includes more security watching out for the young uns, as well as a parking lot where parents can drop off and pick up their kids. I would just like to warn these young kids about rock stars: they’ll buy you drinks, you’ll meet girls, they’ll try to fly you places for free, offer you drugs… I know. It sounds great. But these people are not your friends.
2. Victims of the Jabari attack received settlements this week, and recounted the experience. I hate it when something gets humanized, and I can’t make Jabari jokes anymore. Damn reality.