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Tim’s B-Day

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Tim BirthdayThree things now identified as being “41”: Me, George Bush Sr., and Timmy. Seriously, when is he going to just give up and shave that Hair Club for Men ad on his noggin?

[Boy, heh heh, I can just imagine what the commenters would have said here. RayRay would have jumped from his chair in the basement where he rocks naked while holding pictures of Tim in one hand, a butcher knife in the other, and let us know how much he “hates” Tim; Bethany would make an erudite, pithy, funny comment. Daniel would chime in. Spider Monkey would profess her love for him. So would Marty Cortland. Bill Marvel would wonder what the hell has happened to journalism. Wes Mantooth would have made me laugh. In between all that, we would have had about 40 penis jokes. Sigh. I miss the Internet.]

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