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Crime

See Cristal Taylor, Dirk’s Girlfriend, Dance

By Tim Rogers |

A terpsichorean FrontBurnervian sent me a link to a YouTube video of Dirk’s girlfriend, Cristal Taylor, dancing. I just don’t see it, man. I know love is blind and all that. But in this case, I think love also has a torn ACL and a serious addiction to painkillers.

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