1. Were Mavs fans harassing Kenyon Martin’s mom in the stands? Or did Carmelo Anthony’s fiancee’s bodyguard start the whole thing? Here’s video of LaLa Vazquez hitting a security guard! And don’t forget about Dirk’s stripper, Jade. Amazing continues to happen.
2. The Kimbell has acquired the earliest known painting by Michelangelo. The museum isn’t saying what it paid. What we do know: art dealer Adam Williams bought the painting last summer for $2 million, when it was unclear whether it was actually a Michelangelo. The Kimbell might have paid $70 million or more. Score.
3. Kimberly Shanks of Allen killed her husband when he turned up the volume on the Cowboys game. Have a look at her arrest photo. Would you describe that as a look of remorse?
