Besides Avi, some businesses along the Greenville Avenue St. Patrick’s Day Parade route aren’t exactly eager for all the fun to begin. In fact, the Office Depot at Greenville and Lovers Lane has posted a sign saying it will close up shop during the parade. (Seems the store was stung by rowdy revelers rushing to use its “facilities” in years past.) In contrast, a nearby CVS will be more welcoming–for some mysterious reason. The drugstore’s hung a banner with this advice: “Go Green. Get Luckability. Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Bud Lite.”
Because CVS sells beer.
Vic, I’m going to put a gold star next to your name!
CVS would also be smart to put up a banner stating “We Treat Hang Overs!” and “Free Bottled Water with purchase.”
Pedia Lite and Extra Strenght Tylenol.
Bank.
“Save time. Pee in the sink. Then buy Skittles with your debit card.”
Rent some porta potties and charge for deposits.