They Probably Wouldn’t Sell Many Staplers, Anyway

Besides Avi, some businesses along the Greenville Avenue St. Patrick’s Day Parade route aren’t exactly eager for all the fun to begin. In fact, the Office Depot at Greenville and Lovers Lane has posted a sign saying it will close up shop during the parade. (Seems the store was stung by rowdy revelers rushing to use its “facilities” in years past.) In contrast, a nearby CVS will be more welcoming–for some mysterious reason. The drugstore’s hung a banner with this advice: “Go Green. Get Luckability. Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Bud Lite.”