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Lawsuit of the Day (Involving Obama, Blagojevich, and Addison Man)

By Tim Rogers |
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Maybe one of you legal-minded FrontBurnervians can explain this lawsuit filed today in Dallas. It is styled “Corolone Inc., Barack Obama, Osama bin Laden, and Buddy Busch v. Mahmound Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez, Rod Blagojevich, Donald Trump, and James Goodnight.” Okay, so, Buddy Busch lives in Addison. The suit says that in July 2008, defendents hired a “professional killer” to come to Busch’s house and threaten to kill his family. To me, that sounds like a lousy professional killer. If I hire a professional killer, I don’t want that guy just making threats. You know? If I wanted threats made, I’d hire a professional threatener. A professional killer? I wanna see a corpse. Maybe that’s just me.

Anyway, what all this has to do with Barack Obama and Rod Blagojevich I can’t for the life of me figure out. L’il help?

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