On Saturday at Reunion Arena, from 9 a.m. until noon, you can swap your (working, unloaded, registered) firearm for a $50 Kroger gift card. I was going to make a Trey Garrison-related joke here — obviously — but it turns out Trey has already beaten me to it. Sort of. (Seems his arsenal, located in parts unknown, isn’t as fully stocked as he would like.) But, of course, the story doesn’t end there. And I’m sure it doesn’t end here either.
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