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6 responses to “Mannequin, $50 Underwear Stolen From Condoms To Go”

  1. Guy says:

    Heh heh – you said “stiff”

  2. JS says:

    I am confused — was the hot blonde stiff as she was being carried out or was the burglar stiff while carrying the hot blonde ot of the store? Where is Mr. Language Guy when you need him?

  3. DPD Dispatcher: “Attention All Units, be on the look out for a man running down Coit with a Jessica Simpson look alike, some panties and a Condoms to Go bag. Can’t be hard to find. Or can he?!”

  4. amandacobra says:

    I miss Meshach Taylor. That is all.

  5. Congress of the Cow says:

    @amandacobra

    Nice.
    Obscure.
    Reference.

  6. dawn says:

    I had that theme song in my head for the past 3 days. Damn it.

    I had just got rid of it from the 24 hour marathon some cable channel ran during the holidays. (Yes, that was my fault. I watched it more than once.)