If you click here, you’ll see a innocuous blog post by Tim MacMahon with an innocuous headline: “Ex-Mav Antoine Walker arrested on DUI charge.” But it you look carefully at the address in the location bar, you’ll see the remnant of why I suspect MacMahon bothered to throw up that link in the first place: so he could poke fun at the notoriously bad-jumper-happy Walker, who once said, when asked why he shot so many three-pointers, “Because there are no fours.”
Anyway, thanks to the Internet (where nothing ever really dies) and more specifically the great Ball Don’t Lie, here is the original headline to that post: “Antoine Walker has never seen a shot he didn’t like.” Well played, sir. And lighten up, DMN.
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