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I saw this bottle last night at a quarterly D CEO function and swore it was filled with vodka. I lost a $10 bet when someone asked the bartender about the enormous vessel, which, it turns out, is filled with oil and water. Apparently, I’m not the only one who has been fooled. Someone told a source of mine that a big-time Dallas professional athlete once absconded with this bottle and attempted to drink from it, only to be sickened by its contents. So, my question: Which athlete would have pulled such a stunt? Bonus points if someone has photographic evidence. Comments are on.

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