Whodunit?

I saw this bottle last night at a quarterly D CEO function and swore it was filled with vodka. I lost a $10 bet when someone asked the bartender about the enormous vessel, which, it turns out, is filled with oil and water. Apparently, I’m not the only one who has been fooled. Someone told a source of mine that a big-time Dallas professional athlete once absconded with this bottle and attempted to drink from it, only to be sickened by its contents. So, my question: Which athlete would have pulled such a stunt? Bonus points if someone has photographic evidence. Comments are on.

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17 responses to “Whodunit?”

  1. amandacobra says:

    Wow, I’m considered a big-time professional athlete? Awesome.

    (My guess is Leon Lett)

  2. Andy G says:

    Well the bottle is in one piece and not being used as a weapon over someone’s head. So it is not Pacman Jones.

    And I don’t see Dion Phaneuf using the bottle right now. So it is not Sean Avery.

    Let’s see. It is a pretty bottle. Nice to look at and admire, but not filled with anything really useful. Looks like something Tony Romo might enjoy…

  3. amandacobra says:

    Revised answer: Michael Irvin took it but only because he confiscated it from a friend that he was worried about.

  4. towski says:

    Trick question. It wasn’t a professional athlete, but rather a coach. Specifically, THE coach. Tom Landry.

  5. katie says:

    @ Andy G: HAHAHA! Hilar.

  6. Drew says:

    Sean Avery

    It’s what causes him to spew his crass “sloppy seconds” comments

  7. TBR says:

    Emperor Palpatine.

  8. Bethany says:

    does he play post, or guard?

  9. Dave Moore says:

    @TBR: I’ll bet he got sith all over the place.

  10. Roscoe Purvis Coltrane says:

    Irvin right after the 8 8 balls.

  11. mm says:

    I’ll have to go with Phil Pozderac.

  12. Julius Jones after last week’s game?

  13. SB says:

    Charles Haley’s anaconda?

  14. Toby Gowin says:

    It was me.