Tony Romo, Jason Witten Try to Avoid Gawkers at Coldplay Show

Friends of friends sat in front of Tony Romo and Jason Witten at last night’s Coldplay gig at the AAC. According to their post-game report at the Stoneleigh P following the show, Romo and Witten managed to order one beer apiece, but due to the volume of camera phones in the general vicinity, the duo had to more or less crouch down behind the seats to drink them it. Otherwise, we’d more than likely be posting photos of them “drunk” at the Coldplay show last night in this space instead. Unless they were forwarded to Deadspin first.

UPDATE: My wife reminds me that it was, in fact, only one beer, and they shared it.