From the scraggly beard to the questionable decision to bring a baseball bat to the Dallas Animal Shelter, I am Roger Booth. Question: now that I’ve seen my future, can I avoid it?
(Fist bumps all around to the folks who offered to pay the $132 fee for Booth. Future me will remember your kindness.)
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