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Help “W”anted: President Seeks Administrative Assistant

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A FrontBurnervian comes forth with the following job posting for a Bush office in Dallas:

The Selectee will perform a substantive variety of administrative support and customer service duties, critical to the daily office administration of the George W. Bush Protective Division.  Duties include, but are not limited to:  assists the Administrative Officer in providing administrative technical assistance, guidance, and service to the Special Agent in Charge and other division employees…

It didn’t mention anything about keeping a good working supply of chain saws and matchbooks at the ready for clearing brush. I call dibs for him to start hacking vegetation in my backyard once he gets here. That ought to keep him busy for the next four years.

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