A FrontBurnervian comes forth with the following job posting for a Bush office in Dallas:
The Selectee will perform a substantive variety of administrative support and customer service duties, critical to the daily office administration of the George W. Bush Protective Division. Duties include, but are not limited to: assists the Administrative Officer in providing administrative technical assistance, guidance, and service to the Special Agent in Charge and other division employees…
It didn’t mention anything about keeping a good working supply of chain saws and matchbooks at the ready for clearing brush. I call dibs for him to start hacking vegetation in my backyard once he gets here. That ought to keep him busy for the next four years.