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6 responses to “Cherry Pit Owner Found Guilty”

  1. Insider says:

    Methinks he was actually found guilty of loving too many.

  2. I wonder what the witnesses for the prosecution were threatened with if they refused to testify? The authorities had already seized their wallets and took no doubt incriminating, embarassing photos during previous raids.

    Such compelled witnesses should testify with a police officer literally holding a gun to their heads to display the reality of their situation.

    IMHO

  3. Bethany says:

    So what you’re saying, Zac, is that the story didn’t have a happy ending? And Trey thinks the accused got the shaft?

  4. Wow... says:

    So no more Cherry Pit? What about the Peach Pit? Or Clyde Torkle’s Chicken Pit….?

  5. bsg says:

    The next time I try to get handsy with my best friend’s wife, remind me not to take his $10 for his share of the beer.