1. Hurricane Ike didn’t do much damage to North Texas. But we’ll be seeing the effects for at least the next few weeks, since evacuees won’t be going home anytime soon. I plan to use them as scapegoats the entire time.
2. In case you haven’t been warned recently, go ahead and put another hand on your hat and hold on as tightly as possible. If you need me, I’ll be melting down all my gold jewelry.
3. Dr. Cliff Spiegelman is the latest to raise doubt that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in the assassination of John F. Kennedy. He’s also the latest who will never be able to remotely prove anything.
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