According to the always seemingly shaky cycling press and even more questionable anonymous cycling sources, Lance Armstrong is going to spandex up for the 2009 Tour de France. Or, as the announcer at the All-Valley Karate Tournament from The Karate Kid might say: “Lance Armstrong is going to ride? Lance Armstrong is going to ride!!! This is what it’s all about folks. How’s the steroid accusation problem, son?”
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