The way I read The Mayor’s review of Saturday’s metalhead extravaganza at Pizza Hut Park, he can still get his rock-scribe on when he needs to. And apparently he needed to at Ozzfest, primarily because he was writing said review for Rolling Stone‘s web site. (Well, well.) Warning: Adult language in the lead and thereafter. Spoiler alert: it also includes a laugh-out parenthetical. Sub-point: It’s in the spoiler alert. Also, he penned a quick review of the Dimebag Darrell tribute, which you can read here.