Troy Lee Smith III Attempts to Do as Much Dirt as Possible at One Time

Troy Lee Smith III, a 41-year-old convicted sex offender, attempted to grab a 4-year-old boy while he was with his parents at Vandergriff Park in Arlington. (They pushed Smith away, and the kid was unharmed.) Then Smith stripped naked in front of the kid and his parents. So the cops show up. Smith doesn’t respond to their commands, and is subsequently shocked with a Taser, then arrested. During the search, they find drugs on him. And after typing his name into the computer, they find Smith also has traffic warrants.

To sum up, Smith could be looking at: indecency with a child, attempted kidnapping, resisting arrest, and possession of a controlled substance, and then throw the traffic violations on top of that. Also, if you hit that link, I think it’s fair to say he could also be charged with one felony count of crazy eye.


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11 responses to “Troy Lee Smith III Attempts to Do as Much Dirt as Possible at One Time”

  1. allison says:

    I need to show this to my parents. I look like a model child now.

  2. amandacobra says:

    I thought Bushwick Bill had cleaned up his act?

  3. Zac Crain says:

    That made me snort laugh. Well played.

  4. MIssing Dots says:

    Crazy Eye on the Queer Guy

  5. GuiltyBystander says:

    Sad to see a recent Heisman Trophy winner fall so far, so fast. The Ohio State University must be sooooo proud.

  6. Dallasite says:

    I know he’s mentally ill. I know he’s on drugs. I know that little boy was probably dressed provocatively, but can’t we just execute this sorry SOB.

    Some people just need to be permanently removed.

  7. Daniel says:

    And can’t we just publicly stone women who adulter already? We’ve all had the primitive urge to, at some point or another, so let’s codify that in the name of a civilized society.

  8. Um. “Then Smith stripped naked in front of the kid…” “During the search, they find drugs on him.”
    I’m gonna hate myself for asking this, I know: Where were the drugs?

  9. Zac Crain says:

    The pants he took off. I hope.

  10. DA says:

    I hope that “crazy eye” was obtained courtesy of the fist of that kid’s father.

  11. Hiexutt says:

    Занимаюсь дизайном и хочу попросить автора отправить шаьлончик на мой мыил) Готов заплатить…