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12 responses to “Steve Smith A Cowboy?”

  1. ken says:

    New Team Name: “Jerry’s Home for Wayward Boys.”

    Or just, “Jerry’s Kids.”

  2. Wes Mantooth says:

    Steve Smith would make T.O. his beyotch.

  3. Tom says:

    Another event for Jerry to book in the new Death Star Stadium: Steve and T.O. could box, and Jessica could be the round card girl.

  4. Zach in NY says:

    Cowboys trade next year’s 2nd and 5th round draft picks, Boobie Carpenter, and the ghost of Crazy Ray for Steve Smith and the rights to Rae Carruth. Which team says no to that deal?

  5. Brandon says:

    R.I.P. Dallas Cowboys

  6. Philip says:

    Let’s face it – if Osama Bin Laden could run sharp routes and make catches in double coverage, Jerry wouldn’t hesitate to make him a Cowboy.

  7. Jay says:

    OBL in da hizhouse!

    Get your hummus ready!

  8. Bethany says:

    Didn’t Dale Hansen tell that joke when we took in Pacman?

  9. Wes Mantooth says:

    “Boobie Carpenter”

    Best malapropism ever.

  10. MIssing Dots says:

    It’s now been 4,238 Days since the Cowboys won a postseason game.

  11. mm says:

    Bethany: yes. “He’s 6’4″, and we KNOW nobody can catch him…”

  12. york says:

    Not a chance.
    Not a chance the Panthers would let him go.
    He means more to their team than ten Ken Lucas’.