I learned my lesson last time. No more tough guy posts. (For the record, it was more of an academic exercise.) So now: what events would constitute a Dallas-version of the Olympics? Like, say, a marathon consisting of trying to find a non-valet parking space on a Saturday night. Stuff like that. Keep it clean. Ish.
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