Because she allows herself to be filmed while hammered at Red Sox games, belting out “Sweet Caroline.” No. 382, btw, is because I think she would enjoy watching Wonder Boys with me on a random Thursday night. No. 384 is really naughty and not fit for this blog. Let’s focus on No. 385: her love of frozen grapes. So cute!
(Hat tip: Deadspin)
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