Mike Fisher’s 24 Reasons the Dallas Cowboys are Going to the Super Bowl

Fish previews the ‘Boys upcoming campaign as part of Deadspin’s usual NFL package. Two things: it’s a big pile of words, and a large percentage are dirty in one way or another (especially when you get to the comments, if you do). If you don’t have time, a reading guide: hit Control-F, type in “Bayless,” and enjoy. Even if you like Skip, you have to applaud the pure vitriol of that rant.

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3 responses to “Mike Fisher’s 24 Reasons the Dallas Cowboys are Going to the Super Bowl”

  1. Dallasite says:

    ’14: When Marion (The Barbarian) Barber was told of the NFL’s plan to outlaw the offensive player’s stiff-arm to the facemask, he barely looked up from his reading material while replying, “What about to the throat?’’’

    And that’s why he’s a starter.

  2. MIssing Dots says:

    I got 4,253 reasons why that won’t happen…one for each day since the ‘Boys last won a POST SEASON game.

  3. Zac Crain says:

    @Dallasite: Yeah, I’m ready to CafePress that line on a T-shrt.