1. Arlington is overrun with the West Nile virus. Expect the death toll to climb in the coming days.
2. If you live in East Dallas, you’ll probably get raped and robbed today. Evil men are everywhere — but especially in East Dallas.
3. The Dallas ISD is so horrible that the state is taking over the entire district. Everyone should move to Plano.
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