Large Stash of Porn Found Near Love Field

A man who rented a storage space at Uncle Bob’s Self-Storage got more than he bargained for: a large collection of pornography. Three notes:

    • I think when you find yourself having to rent a storage unit to house your porn, you probably need to look into buying a computer.
    • For some reason, the name Uncle Bob’s Self-Storage makes me laugh. No clue as to why.
    • I guess Eric really is never coming home.

      Newsletter

      Get a weekly recap in your inbox every Sunday of our best stories from the week plus a primer for the days ahead.

      Find It

      Search our directories for...

      Restaurants

      Restaurants

      Bars

      Bars

      Events

      Events

      Attractions

      Attractions

      View All

      View All

      Comments

      19 responses to “Large Stash of Porn Found Near Love Field”

      1. Bethany says:

        What red-blooded, American man calls the cops when he finds a giant stash of porn?

      2. Marcus says:

        Bethany,

        Love Field is not too far from Oak Lawn. IJS.

      3. Renee says:

        Uncle Bob’s doesn’t check a unit abandoned by a non-paying renter before renting it out to someone else? Sheesh….customer service just is not whatit used to be.

      4. John M says:

        Jack McFarland?

        For those that don’t get the joke, it’s from Will & Grace, “GRACE: You know, for someone who has a gay porn collection that requires its own storage facility…you seem pretty upset about one kiss.”

      5. Zac Crain says:

        We’re quoting Will & Grace now?

      6. Spamboy says:

        I wonder if they found Paul Rudd’s copy of Boner Jamz ’03.

      7. John M says:

        I think we crossed that line when you guys posted a drag queen Zac.

      8. Jesse says:

        Don’t forget the story’s sanctimonious lead: “A man renting a storage unit near Love Field in Dallas found an unpleasant surprise locked inside this week – a large stash of pornography, police said.”
        Is the word “unpleasant” really necessary? Or accurate?

      9. I'm Too Sexy says:

        Alright!

        Someone please turn on a cheesy 70’s funky bass riff. Oh yeah, that’s it. Porn tunes should be on iTunes. Talk to Steve Jobs about that one okay iTune users.

      10. jrp says:

        unpleasant certainly isn’t necessary nor accurate…unless the reporter had a quote from the guy that rented the unit and stumbled upon the porn saying as much, but there’s no quote from that guy

        although it’s understandable that may not have been possible if the new renter wanted to keep a level of anonymity

        still, i certainly wouldn’t’ve called the cops and woulda sold the all the, um, booty, right down the street there at one of those adult stores over where mockingbird becomes westmoreland

        either that or used it all for Christmas gifts

      11. Bethany says:

        I’m not on your Christmas list, am I, jrp?

      12. Martin Blank says:

        @ Zac-I know exactly what you mean about “Uncle Bob”…made me giggle too.  Sounds exactly like the kind of place you would find an abandoned pile o’ porn.  I also laughed last night when channel 11 interviewed the police and they talked about “the long process” of cataloging the material – probably lots of volunteers for that!

      13. Puddin'Tane says:

        Marty Cortland’s secret stash.

        Busted.

      14. Sophie says:

        I figure some guy got married but wasn’t ready to part with his collection right away.

      15. Bethany says:

        Or someone who discovered you could get it on your computer, or pay-per-view.

      16. Towski says:

        Whoever abandoned all that porn should be ashamed of himself. He’s been bad. Very bad. So very, very, very bad.

      17. Bethany says:

        It was me. *bats eyes*

      18. Towski says:

        I was going to put a really saucy reply, but then I remembered Tim’s dictum about toning down the comments. I wouldn’t want anyone to Schutze themselves.