Dallas Hispanic Firefighters Association To Twitterpate My Wife

It’s no secret my wife is a big fan of hot Latino men. Something about a young, lean, deeply tan, dark-haired man makes her think of everything I’m not and run to a washing machine, Mad Men-style. Which is why I’m sure she’ll make me purchase the DHFA’s 2009 calendar. Story about same here. The wife’s favorite Enrique Iglesias video here.


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14 responses to “Dallas Hispanic Firefighters Association To Twitterpate My Wife”

  1. vceleste says:

    You know me too well!

  2. Trey Garrison says:

    My wife is more partial to the Hispanics from Italy.

  3. Puddin'Tane says:

    Heavy duty cycle….with extra rinse.

  4. John M says:

    Uh, right, the wife. Do you also go to J.R.s for the long island ice teas and S4 for the great patio?

  5. Anderson Cooper says:

    I’m on top of this story!

  6. Eric Celeste says:

    Are you trying to Troy Aikman me, John M? Bring. It. On.

  7. amanda says:

    Perhaps they can name this calendar after Cesear Chavez? Problem solved.

  8. NC says:

    ahhh…one of the many reasons i love and get along so well with mrs. celeste! yum!

  9. DFWMediaWatcher says:

    I’m pretty sure that I saw Eric Celeste at J.R.’s, S4 and Cruise Inn late one night.

    Guess wifey was asleep.

  10. Thumberlina Low says:

    The divirsity of this calendar, and of the homoerotic comments that follow are enough to give Mr. Garrison a summer stroke or perhaps another sort of stroke.
    Oh my.

  11. Josh Pearson says:

    I’m just wondering if they post their workout schedules online somewhere. I apparently have a lot to learn…

  12. charlie-mr december says:

    Takes more than working out. The hard part is the diet

  13. Clarabeth Hernandez says:

    Our girls at the law firm helped in choosing the top twelve firefighters for this Calendar and I am still having problems with them keeping their focus on work than the 2009 Calendar that hangs on their wall.

    Any Advise?


  14. Tom Smith says:

    What? No caucasian firefighter calender? Where are the black firefighters? Minorities just cannot get a break in Dallas county.