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11 responses to “Chris Kattan and Dallas Model Sunshine Tutt Separate”

  1. AK says:

    “YOU CANNOT TOUCH-a THE MANGO!”

    “But I’m your hot model wife!”

    “Do the stars tell the moon, we are married, I touch you? NO!”

  2. brett says:

    how can you take a waterfall, full of water and wonderment, rolling through the forest with birds singing, squirrels playing and deers deering and say, “hey, stop being a waterfall.” No, such is Mango.

    besides, I thought he was gay.

  3. Nate says:

    To think that a Mango thrives with direct exposure and contact to Sunshine, this is shocking to farmers all around.

  4. Peterk says:

    what did he do? leave the toilet seat up?

  5. AK says:

    Maybe he tried that move where he chews on his apple and spits it into his lovers’ mouth.

  6. Spamboy says:

    Maybe he parked his F-150 in the driveway…

  7. Sunshine Tutt says:

    No Mango for me! Why must he be Mango? Why I ask? Why God, why? Why can’t he be someone normal like John Ritter?

  8. Rawlins Hawaii Hi Five 'OH' says:

    Well, hell, if his wife had Wikipedia-ed, she’d know that mango is the world’s largest fruit tree.

  9. Sean Avery says:

    I’ll take a run at either of the chicks in that picture, once they separate of course.

  10. Bethany says:

    Pfffffffft…Avery. You’d do them both at the same time, and you know it.

  11. Dave from Ennis says:

    Mango likes Garth “Chris Gaines” Brooks.