Police released an affidavit this afternoon that details the recent raid on our favorite sex club in Duncanville, the Cherry Pit. The, uh, money graph:
According to the affidavit, sex parties are held at the home every Friday and Saturday for 50 to 80 people or 80 to 100 during special events and holidays. Photos provided by police along with the affidavit show a hot tub, huge beds, panties hanging from a string in one room, and large quantities of liquor.
I mean, as liberal as I am, that is disgusting. Hot tubs are swimming with germs, people. Just everybody cram in the shower, like they do at my pad. Crazy, baby. Crazy. Hey, you, get away from my fondue!
