Hot Former Dallas Anchorwoman About Four, Maybe Four and a Half Months Away From Being Much Less Hot

Remember former Channel 11 morning wakeup person Shannon Hori? She left the station last year for the CBS affiliate in Miami, to be closer to her husband. Well, I know that seems like a good idea, getting closer to your husband and the like, but guess what happens: you get too close, then you get preggers. And, if you’re in Miami, apparently that’s news. Read here about how Hori plans to find out the sex of her twins soon, and who the third man in the ring was during the conception.

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25 responses to “Hot Former Dallas Anchorwoman About Four, Maybe Four and a Half Months Away From Being Much Less Hot”

  1. Wes Mantooth says:

    40 lashes for the use of “preggers.” Jzheesh. Are you moonlighting for one of those craptastic celebrity rags, Celeste?

  2. publicnewsense says:

    Why is it that all the interesting stories are published in other papers?

  3. Zac Crain says:

    At least he didn’t use the dreaded “baby bump.” Or I’d be typing this from Lew Sterrett.

  4. brett says:

    THERE’S SOMETHING LIVING INSIDE OF YOU! FIND OUT WHAT IT IS….tonight at 10.

  5. Vaudeville says:

    why is becoming pregnant “much less hot”?

  6. Bethany says:

    “spawned” would’ve been an acceptable substitute.

  7. Tom says:

    Nice one, brett. I’m sure the NBC5 producers and bloggers will have a “sweeps” report about this “phenomenon” come October.

  8. Jay says:

    At least we know she puts out…

  9. Eric Celeste says:

    I write for Idontlikeyouinthatway.com under the pen name Rik Emmett.

  10. amanda says:

    So Eric, was there ever a time when you were more hot? If so, when?

  11. Puddin'Tane says:

    Eric, just remember that you may not have hair but you can have abs!

  12. Eric Celeste says:

    Amanda: please quit flirting with me.

  13. KellyK says:

    “much less hot”…seriously, you typed that? Tyring to get more hits today or just an idiot?

  14. Don in Austin says:

    Based on her impregnation using AI, I’d say she was more successfully intimate with her doctor than her husband. Closeness to hubby, in this case, is irrelevant.

  15. amanda says:

    Eric, I will quit flirting (later), but since it’s a slow day, I thought maybe a little truth or dare would be fun.

    So when were you hotter? And what about the abs Puddin was throwing down?

  16. jrp says:

    i, for one, think pregnant women are hot

    but, then i like them thick through the hips to begin with

    and if one word should ever be struck from the vernacular it’s “preggers”…right up there with “i’m getting my [fill in the blank] on”

  17. amanda says:

    I prefer “bumpy” or “great with child” but that’s just me.

  18. Tom says:

    20-inch rims?

  19. Daniel says:

    She’ll be getting her preggers on. And she’ll be hot all the time, Eric, and nauseous. And irritable. And inexplicably weepy. Elephant-ankled, gorilla-nippled and brooking no guff. Other than that, she’ll be pretty damned alluring, you … you — jerk! is what you are!

  20. Eric Celeste says:

    Amanda: the three times I was hotter than I am now:

    1. 14th birthday party. looked good with a gold chain and jordache jeans

    2. This morning about 9:30 a.m., just after I finished arms and back.

    3. In 1985, when I had this sweet linen jacket look. And hair.

  21. Puddin'Tane says:

    Gotta love the Miami Vice look….

  22. Rhonda Reinhart says:

    EC, can’t tell you how glad I am you figured out how to post images within comments. You kind of look like Jon Hamm. Oh wait, that’s Tim.

  23. amanda says:

    Eric, swoon. You had me at “jordache.”

    I lied. I’ll never stop flirting…

  24. LOC says:

    that’s a 1986 smu sigma chi in the making if i ever saw one