Hot Former Dallas Anchorwoman About Four, Maybe Four and a Half Months Away From Being Much Less Hot
Remember former Channel 11 morning wakeup person Shannon Hori? She left the station last year for the CBS affiliate in Miami, to be closer to her husband. Well, I know that seems like a good idea, getting closer to your husband and the like, but guess what happens: you get too close, then you get preggers. And, if you’re in Miami, apparently that’s news. Read here about how Hori plans to find out the sex of her twins soon, and who the third man in the ring was during the conception.
40 lashes for the use of “preggers.” Jzheesh. Are you moonlighting for one of those craptastic celebrity rags, Celeste?
Why is it that all the interesting stories are published in other papers?
At least he didn’t use the dreaded “baby bump.” Or I’d be typing this from Lew Sterrett.
THERE’S SOMETHING LIVING INSIDE OF YOU! FIND OUT WHAT IT IS….tonight at 10.
why is becoming pregnant “much less hot”?
“spawned” would’ve been an acceptable substitute.
Nice one, brett. I’m sure the NBC5 producers and bloggers will have a “sweeps” report about this “phenomenon” come October.
At least we know she puts out…
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So Eric, was there ever a time when you were more hot? If so, when?
Eric, just remember that you may not have hair but you can have abs!
Amanda: please quit flirting with me.
“much less hot”…seriously, you typed that? Tyring to get more hits today or just an idiot?
Based on her impregnation using AI, I’d say she was more successfully intimate with her doctor than her husband. Closeness to hubby, in this case, is irrelevant.
Eric, I will quit flirting (later), but since it’s a slow day, I thought maybe a little truth or dare would be fun.
So when were you hotter? And what about the abs Puddin was throwing down?
i, for one, think pregnant women are hot
but, then i like them thick through the hips to begin with
and if one word should ever be struck from the vernacular it’s “preggers”…right up there with “i’m getting my [fill in the blank] on”
shoes?
I prefer “bumpy” or “great with child” but that’s just me.
20-inch rims?
She’ll be getting her preggers on. And she’ll be hot all the time, Eric, and nauseous. And irritable. And inexplicably weepy. Elephant-ankled, gorilla-nippled and brooking no guff. Other than that, she’ll be pretty damned alluring, you … you — jerk! is what you are!
Amanda: the three times I was hotter than I am now:
1. 14th birthday party. looked good with a gold chain and jordache jeans
2. This morning about 9:30 a.m., just after I finished arms and back.
3. In 1985, when I had this sweet linen jacket look. And hair.
Gotta love the Miami Vice look….
EC, can’t tell you how glad I am you figured out how to post images within comments. You kind of look like Jon Hamm. Oh wait, that’s Tim.
Eric, swoon. You had me at “jordache.”
I lied. I’ll never stop flirting…
that’s a 1986 smu sigma chi in the making if i ever saw one