Since Zac and Tim are out of the office, Eric is readying for his noon radio appearance with lovelies Nancy and Sarah, and Wick is concerning himself with more important matters, it’s up to me to pluck the low-hanging fruit that is this story. I don’t know what amazes me more: that this 5-year-old boy was able to slip out of his Denton daycare undetected, that he didn’t become roadkill while crossing two major roads, or that his amazing journey ended in a Hooters parking lot. He even bought a soda on his way there with which to wash down his wings.
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