Doing Eric’s Job For Him: “Cougars”

I wonder what EC would say after watching this Daily Show segment about the “cougar” phenomenon by the greatness that is Kristen Schaal. Probably a movie quote, a workout tip, and an off-color reference to a female member of the service industry. That’s just a guess. I mean, maybe he just overlaughs and leaves it at that.

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4 responses to “Doing Eric’s Job For Him: “Cougars””

  1. KC says:

    Texas Parks & Wildlife Magazine also reported on the cougar phenomenon: http://www.tpwmagazine.com/archive/2008/apr/

  2. Zac Crain says:

    My mission is to run this joke further into the ground than my dead, lamented 1994 Ford Probe.

  3. Jay says:

    1) The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show [kisses his biceps] and see if she likes the goods.

    2) When you’re showering after a workout, make the water as cold as you can withstand, and let it beat on the muscles you trained for one minute. Then immediately turn the water to as hot as you can withstand for another minute. Repeat the process a few times. The contrasting temperatures flush more blood into your muscles, providing essential nutrients that speed healing.

    3) Waitresses at sushi bars love when you ask if the yellowtail is fresh.

  4. Becca says:

    Well played, Jay. Well played.