You’ll remember Cooke as the daughter of former Redskins owner Jack Kent Cooke. Once upon a time, she was an SMU student — though she dropped out because she said her trust fund couldn’t cover tuition. An alert FrontBurnervian points us to news that the heiress was arrested in Boston.
Police said Cooke pulled up her skirt to moon the officer, and then gave him the middle finger, before eventually getting into the BMW and starting the engine. … Police said Cooke then asked the officer, “Do you know who I am?” and told the officer that “$1 billion goes a long way” and that he would lose his badge, according to the police report.
My kind of gal.
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