Somehow, I missed this news last week. Emmitt took time out from washing the gray out of his beard to wash a big dish. How big? Big enough to get him a Guinness World Record. Shockingly, it was a promotional stunt (for Dawn Direct Foam dishwashing foam). What did Emmitt think of the task? I quote: “This right here is a piece of cake in comparable to the things I had to do on the football field.” Seriously. That’s a quote. You can see the video for yourself over at Awful Announcing.
I can’t imagine that this is the kind of stuff that Roger Staubach was thinking of when he got in bed with Emmitt on the whole commercial real estate thing a couple years back. This is worse than that commercial that Rod Tidwell did when he was with the Cardinals…
That one is actually not too bad from our Hall-of-Fame analyst. Two of my favorites from last season:
“You have to have the personality to match up with the Patriots.” -or- “The way you perform make them feel about you different.”
Yes, he does have ONE Guinness World Record. But does he currently hold 21 Guinness World Records? I think we all know the answer…
http://walterfootball.com/emmitt.php