1) On the down side, you see the ugly side of what happens when authority, thugs and booze are mixed. On the plus side, all Steve Holy has to add in is a pickup truck mention and he’s got a hit country song on his hands. (The bonus “Don’t taze me, bro!” quote from last week’s story: “Do you know who you’re [expletive] with, you’re [expletive] with a Dallas police officer.”)
2) Why is this even an issue? They even sell beer at at Disney’s Epcot and no one makes a stink. Having a cold one available — one I don’t have to smuggle in — would make the crowds at Six Flags a heckuva lot more tolerable.
3) Fake blue lights and siren: $125. Pellet pistol: $75. Fake badge: $10. Pulling someone over right in front of a real cop: Priceless.