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Funny Line You May Have Missed in the DMN’s Exhaustive Coverage of the Cowboys-Giants Debacle

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Saying you couldn’t pin the ‘Boys loss on Tony Romo’s trip to Mexico, since Jason Witten and Bobby Carpenter did OK, Tim MacMahon added:

Witten had a typical game (seven catches for 81 yards). Carpenter downed a punt at the Giants’ 3-yard line and cheered hard while the Dallas defense was on the field.

Well played, sir.

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