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9 responses to “First”

  1. Bethany says:

    Hah! Mine, too.

  2. amanda says:

    Sorry, I already claimed It, last night. I think that’s called “dibs”, somehwere after my third magarita but not before the 6th. I think. I can’t really remember.

  3. Holly says:

    Sorry, but Dale Hansen clearly claimed 2008 as his own. Is it me or did his highness (sic) act like he had a one man “pre-production” meeting before Channel 8’s NYE broadcast?

    Discuss.

  4. Rawlins says:

    No, Tim is right: It’s his year.
    This year his fair lady will give birth to triplets, in which case Wick will triple his salary. It came to me in a dream, when I fell asleep watching a Sylvia Brown segment on Montel.

  5. Bill Frist says:

    It’s frist, not first.

  6. dave little says:

    Your year to what?
    start weighing more than 112 pounds?
    laser off that dumb leprechaun tattoo?
    stop wearing pink dress shirts?
    fire marty cortland?

    just curious.

  7. Daniel says:

    2008 is the year mankind will all bow down to me. Peasants all!

  8. Jack Jett says:

    dear dave….

    to answer your questions.

    tim weighs 102 pounds, you will cause him to spend the rest of the day barfing if you claim he is up to 112 pounds.

    that is not a leprechaun tattoo, it is a special tribute to rod dreher that tim wears.

    tim can get away with wearing pink dress shirts as he is very comfortable with his own bisexuality.

    lastly, he can not fire marty cortland, because…marty is his boss.

  9. Harvey Lacey says:

    Come on Tim, it’s big enough to share. I want the middle, ends are too cold.